Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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