Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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