I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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