Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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