only if we run a train.
done.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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