he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
