Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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