Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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