Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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