I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize