Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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