The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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