Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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