And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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