I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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