I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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