Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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