im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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