at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i was born a porn star she said
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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