If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't deserve a penis
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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