I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize