Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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