Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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