Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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