I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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