She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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