i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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