was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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