Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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