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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.

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• (631): View more from New York

  do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.

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