Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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