I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
