The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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