I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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