It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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