I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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