Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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