i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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