do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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