So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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