Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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