Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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