Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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