How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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