drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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