You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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