actually, I'm a sock model
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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