Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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