she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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