actually, I'm a sock model
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
where are my eyebrows?
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