Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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