Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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