I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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